aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch
cancer: plain goth circa hipster
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek
The beautiful, mysterious, one-in-a-million moonvocado is actually the rarest avocado in the world and scientists still do not know how it is made.
"our ice cream is raw, vegan, and organic. it’s made with house made this, that, and the other th—-"
"so it has dairy in it?"
"no, it’s raw and vegan; we use th-"
"so you use milk in your milkshakes."
two nonstop weeks of dealing with ppl before i maybe get a couple days off haha kill me
Andreas Franke, The Sinking World
THIS IS AMAZING