Number #1 regret of high school: Not being Nancy from The Craft
(via i-can-have-it-all)
my stepson was telling me about this annoying kid who bullies people and said his name is chance. i replied with, “chance? that’s a dog name! next time he says shit to you tell him at least you weren’t named after a dog.” i’m trying to break the habit of telling him to beat up anyone who’s an asshole because he takes martial arts and already spin kicks kids, so….
elbow ditch. done by my good friend dan bones at leathernecks tattoo in brooklyn ny.
You walk into the gym late one night and it’s a gang of reptillians doing bicep curls
Had to leave work because I had an anxiety attack lol! Patxi himself gave me his phone number prob gonna get married